Awesome(ly Bad) Puns
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated that they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”, while the Pediatricians said, “Grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Radiologists could see right through it!
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a-hole who didn’t give a sh*t.
