The Ides of April
A spoof IRS tutorial, written by a professor who happened to be my first college advisor*:
“If the IRS had discovered the quadratic formula…”
Who Can Use Form QF?
You can use Form QF if all of the following apply.
• You need to solve an equation of the form Ax2 + Bx + C = 0.
• A is not equal to zero.
Followed by a precise balance sheet…
* Astute readers will notice that while I was not a math major, the professor in question hails from the math department. It was the school’s general practice to assign advisors for first years randomly. Or in my case, for the purpose of generating maximum irony.

